e=mc^2+ai T. Parks Internet-Draft 19 April 2026 Intended status: Informational Expires: 21 October 2026 Woof draft-woof-brrp-00 Abstract Woof woof woof woof Woof Woof Woof (WOOF). WOOF woof woof woof woof- bark woof woof woof Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof. Woof woof woof, bark woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof howl woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF. Woof woof woof WOOF WOOF, woof woof woof Woof WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, woof WOOF woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF. Woof woof Woof WOOF woof WOOF, woof woof woof woof woof woof boof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof. Woof woof woof WOOF WOOF woof woof arf woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF-WOOF woof. Woof WOOF woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF. 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Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 1] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 This document is subject to BCP 78 and the IETF Trust's Legal Provisions Relating to IETF Documents (https://trustee.ietf.org/ license-info) in effect on the date of publication of this document. Please review these documents carefully, as they describe your rights and restrictions with respect to this document. Code Components extracted from this document must include Revised BSD License text as described in Section 4.e of the Trust Legal Provisions and are provided without warranty as described in the Revised BSD License. Table of Contents 1. Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 1.1. Requirements Language . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 2. Woof . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 2.1. Brrp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 2.2. Woof Woof Woof . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 2.3. Security Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 2.4. IANA Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 2.5. Acknowledgments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Author's Address . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 1. Introduction Woof WOOF, WOOF WOOF woof woof, woof woof Woof Woof Woof (WOOF) woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF. Woof woof, WOOF woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof bark woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof. Woof woof woof, WOOF WOOF woof a woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF [WOOF]. Woof woof, a woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof, woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof howl woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF Woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof (WOOF WOOF) woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 2] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF (w.oof., woof woof woof) woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof arf woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof (w.oof., woof woof woof woof woof woof), woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, WOOF WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. 1.1. Requirements Language Woof woof woof "WOOF", "WOOF BARK", "ARF", "GROWL", "BORK", "GRR", "GRR BARK", "RRRRAWRF", "BARK RRRRAWRF", "YIP", woof "BOOF" woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF 14 woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof. Woof woof woof WOOF 2119 woofs woof woof yip woof aroo woof woof woof woof Woof Bark, woof aroo rrrrawrf aroo. Woof woof "WOOF" woof woof woof "WOOF-X" bark X woof bark woof woof woof woof woof yip barrk woof growl bark woof aroo Woof Bark. Woof, woof woof "ARF" woof woof woof "WOOF-X", "GROWL" woof "GROWL- X", woof "BORK" woof "BORK-X". Woof woof woof bark growl woof, "GROWL BARK" woof "GRR BARK" woof woof woof woof woof "GROWL" and "GRR" aroo. 2. Woof Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 3] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 2.1. Brrp WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof Woof Woof (WOOF) woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Arf WOOF woof woof woof WOOF woof, woof woof woof woof WOOF. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof-bark woof woof woof WOOF. Woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof woof woof woof, woof WOOF woof woof woof woof brrp woof woof WOOF. Woof woof woof WOOF, woof woof WOOF woof. Howl WOOF woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof: 0 1 2 3 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | Woof Bark | Boof Bark | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | Awoooo Ruff~ | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | Grrrrrowl Bark :3 | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | Woof | |W|O|O|F|B|A|R|K| | | Barrk | Whine |A|R|F|F|F|F|F|F| Rawrf | | | |B|O|R|K|I|N|G|!| | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | Aroooo | Urgent Borking | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | [Boooorf] | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | : : Woof : : | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Figure 1: Woof Woof Woof woof: Woof Bark: 16 woofs Woof woof woof woof. Boof Bark: 16 woofs Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 4] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 Woof woof woof woof. Awoooo Ruff~ 32 woofs Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof). Woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF) woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF+1. Grrrrrowl Bark :3 32 woofs Woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof howl woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof. Woof Barrrrk (WBarrrrk): 4 woofs Woof woof woof 32-woof woof woof woof WOOF woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof WOOF woof (woof woof woof woof) woof woof woof woof woof 32 woof woof. Grrrowl (Grrr): 4 woofs Arf woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof bark: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof "woof". Woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof "WOOF Woof Woof" woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF, ARF, BARK, BOOF, HOWL, YAP, BORK, woof GRR. WOOF: 1 woof Woof Woof Woof. ARF: 1 woof WOOF-Bark. BARK: 1 woof Urgent borking bark howl arfff. BOOF: 1 woof Grrrrrowl woof woof woof. HOWL: 1 woof Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 5] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 Woof woof. YAP: 1 woof Woof woof woof. BORK: 1 woof Woof woof woof. GRR: 1 woof Woof woof woof woof woof. Rawrf: 16 woofs Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof (WOOF- 1). Woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof 32-woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof 32 woofs (WOOF-1). Aroooo 16 woofs Woof woof woof woof woof 16-woof woof' woof woof woof woof' woof woof woof woof 16-woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof 16-woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof a woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof a 16-woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof a woof-bark (Figure 2) woof woof woof woof WOOF woof. Woof woof-bark woof 96 woofs woof WOof woof 320 woof woof WOoF. Woof woof woof-bark woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF/woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof WOOF woof. Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 6] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 +--------+--------+--------+--------+ | Awoo Ruffff | +--------+--------+--------+--------+ | Grrrowww Barrrrk | +--------+--------+--------+--------+ | yap | BARK | WOOF Awoo | +--------+--------+--------+--------+ Figure 2: WOof Woof-bark Woof-bark woof woof WOoF: Awoo Ruffff: woof WOof woof woof woof woof woof woof Grrrowww Barrrrk: woof WOof woof woof woof woof woof woof yap: woof woof woof woof BARK: woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof WOOF Awoo: woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof), woof woof woof woof woof woof 12 woofs woof woof woof-bark. Woof WOoF, woof woof-bark woof woof woof Woof woof WOOF 8200 woof woof woof WOoF Woof Woof woof Woof Woof, woof Woof-Woof Woof Woof (arf 32-woof woof woof woof woof WOOF Woof woof woof WOof woof- bark), woof woof woof woof woof, woof bark Woof Woof woof, woof woof woof woof WOoF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOoF woof WOOF. Woof WOOF woof woof woof woof. Woof woof WOOF woof woof (WOOF-2) woof woof woof WOOF woof woof (WOOF-3). Urgent borking: 16 woofs Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof. Boooorf: [WOOF Woof]; woof(Boooorf) == (WBarrrrk-5)*32; woof woof woof Woof > 5. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 7] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof a woof woof 8 woofs woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof: Woof 1: Arf woof woof woof woof-bark. Woof 2: Woof woof woof woof-bark (Woof), woof woof woof woof- bark, woof woof woof woof-bark woofs. Woof woof-bark woof woof woof woof woof woof-bark woof woof-bark woof woof woof woof woof-bark woofs. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof Woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof woof Woof Woof Woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF-69). Arf woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof (WOOF-4 -- woof Woof Woof Woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF-14): +======+=======+===========================+ | Woof | Barrk | Arfff | +======+=======+===========================+ | 0 | - | Woof woof Woof Woof Woof. | +------+-------+---------------------------+ | 1 | - | Woof-Bark. | +------+-------+---------------------------+ | 2 | 4 | Awoo Woof Woof. | +------+-------+---------------------------+ Table 1 Arf WOOF woof WOOF woof woof woof woof barrk WOOF Woof woof woof woof (WOOF-5). Arff WOOF woof WOOF (WOOF-6) woof woof woof woof WOOF Woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof a woof woof. Woof WOOF Woof woof Woof woof Woof Woof Woof (WOOF) woof Woof-Woof (WOOF) WOOF woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof (WOOF-68). WOOF woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (w.oof., woof); a woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF- 7). Woof: woof woof Woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof. Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 8] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 2.2. Woof Woof Woof Bark WOOF Woof, woof woof woof woof woof, howl woof woof woof Woof woof Woof Woof Woof, bark Woof-Bark Woof, woof arf Woof Woof Woof Woof. Woof Woof woof Woof Woof Woof woof woof woof woof: 0 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | 0 | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ woof: Woof: 1 woof; Woof == 0. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof Woof Woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof. Woof Woof-Bark Woof woof woof woof woof: 0 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | 1 | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ woof: Woof: 1 woof; Woof == 1. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof arf woof woof woof bark woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof a woof woof (WOOF-64). Howl Woof Woof Woof Woof woof woof woof woof: 0 1 2 3 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ | 2 | Awoo | Grrrowl Barrrrk Arf (GBA) | +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 9] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 woof: Woof: 1 woof; Woof == 2. Woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (w.oof., woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof) woof WOOF WOOF woof woof woof woof woof (WOOF-65). Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof. Woof: 1 woof; Woof == 4. Woof woof woof woof woof woof. Grrrowl Barrrrk Arf (GBA): 2 woofs. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof. 2.3. Security Considerations Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof. Growl woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark woof woof woof woof woof woof (w.oof., WOOF-8). Woof woof woof arf woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF. Woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. 2.4. IANA Considerations Woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof. 2.5. Acknowledgments Woof woof woof woof bark woof woof WOOF WOOF, woof woof Woof Woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof Woof woof boof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 10] Internet-Draft woof April 2026 Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF WOOF woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof: Woof Bark Bark Woof Woof Arf Woof Awoo Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof (woof woof woof woof woof): Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Awoo, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, woof Woof Woof. Woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF/WOOF woof. Woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof WOOF Woof Woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof (woof woof): Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof W. Woof, Woof-woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof. Author's Address T Parks Email: ietf@jiface.com Parks Expires 21 October 2026 [Page 11]